The league’s most reliable overachiever. While others bounce between glory and disaster, Nosal just keeps stacking winning seasons like it’s a personal quota. He once strung together six straight winning records from 2016 to 2021, a streak of competence so sustained it felt almost rude.

Career mark: 150-127-1. Solid. Respectable. Annoyingly consistent. He’s made 11 playoff appearances and has the hardware to prove it (one title, a couple runner-ups, a couple thirds). But the crown jewel remains 2021, when he went an absurd 13-1 and reminded everyone what a truly dominant season looks like.

He’s not flashy in the Sean “I win titles every four years” way or the John “I’m either unstoppable or 0-14” way. Nosal is the guy who just… keeps showing up and winning more than he loses. He’ll drop 160 points when he feels like it, grind out another 9- or 10-win season, and quietly make the playoffs while everyone else is still explaining their draft.

In a league full of chaos agents and tragic heroes, Nosal is the adult in the room. And somehow that still feels like a threat.