The league’s professional almost-champion. Danny has more second-place finishes than most people have playoff appearances. Four runner-up trophies. Three thirds. Two actual titles. He’s made 11 trips to the postseason and gone a very respectable 14-10 when it counts. The only thing missing is a slightly better conversion rate on those final steps.

Career record: 135-117. Consistently good without ever being the cartoon villain that Sean is. He joined in 2007 and has spent the better part of two decades being the guy you really don’t want to see on the other side of a playoff bracket. When he’s rolling, he puts up numbers that make the rest of the league uncomfortable — including a 179-point explosion in 2025 on his way to an 11-3 season.

He’s also the proud owner of one of the more painful league records: the highest losing score in history (158 points… and still lost). That’s peak Danny. Capable of historic production and historic heartbreak in the same afternoon.

Lately he’s been playing like a man who’s tired of the silver medals. The rest of the league should be concerned.