The league’s most committed underdog. Scott joined the party a little later than the original crew and has spent most of his time since then reminding everyone that .500 is a privilege, not a right. Career record: 79-108. That’s not a rebuild — that’s a lifestyle.

He’s made three playoff appearances and somehow turned the consolation bracket into his personal domain, once stringing together a seven-game playoff winning streak that is still somehow a league record. Two runner-up finishes. Zero titles. Maximum effort in the games that matter least.

When the stars align, Scott can cook — see the 11-3 breakout in 2022 or the 186-point eruption in 2025 that briefly made people check if he’d been body-snatched. When they don’t, he’s capable of the kind of season that gets memorialized in the “biggest blowout” section of the record book (looking at you, 42-point outing against Sean).

Scott doesn’t dominate the league. He endures it. And every so often he reminds the rest of us that the bottom of the standings still has a pulse… and a surprisingly dangerous consolation game plan.