The league’s most efficient part-timer. Moosh doesn’t believe in long, grinding careers full of .500 seasons and moral victories. He believes in showing up, winning the whole thing, and then vanishing for years at a time like a fantasy football cryptid.

Career record: 65-67. Almost perfectly even. But that record is deeply misleading. He’s made only five playoff appearances and somehow walked away with three championships. His playoff winning percentage (.682) is the best in league history. When Moosh decides to care, the rest of the league is in trouble.

He won it all in 2007 and 2009, took an extended sabbatical that lasted most of a decade, then casually returned in 2024 and immediately won another title. The following year he went 2-12, just to keep the mythology intact. Peak Moosh behavior.

He’s not here to pad the career wins leaderboard. He’s here to collect trophies on a dramatically reduced schedule and leave everyone else wondering when (or if) he’ll show up again. The ultimate quality-over-quantity manager. And somehow it keeps working.